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Some of you might not know that I ghost wrote for the new Childish Gambino album.  I thought I’d share a few punchlines that didn’t make it on there:

And I’m so high, I can see ya’ll from up above/ I smoke that good green: [pause] Airbud

I’m a nerd but I don’t play the accordion/ You rappers child’s play: [pause] Nickelodeon

I saw rappers and said ‘I’ma try to be one!’/ Remember 4th grade lunch? [pause] Capri Sun

Straight Zack Morris, got too many schemes/ You just a carbon copy: [pause] California Dreams

Other nerd rappers thinkin they can step to me?/ I play them like a Sega Genesis: [pause] Sonic 3

Top shelf producers too scarred to show me love/ Maybe ‘cause I eat beats: [pause] Burger King Kid’s Club

Smoke and drink but don’t hold it against me/ I like beer, dawg: [pause] Spuds McKenzie

Stay busy with girls, yeah I do my thing/ And I beat the pussy up: [pause] Rodney King

Killin’ the competition, my oh my/ Smart like the Start Bar: [pause] Windows 95

If I’m too clever with my rhymes, welI I can’t tell/ Gonna leave the game on top: [pause] Seinfeld